Winners And Losers: Wreckage At Grand Casino After Slot Attack

Imagine it or not, I’ve a comfortable spot for the Grand On line casino within the cowboy city of Shawnee, Oklahoma.

Most not too long ago, it’s the place the place a person by the title of George Smith landed in hassle for attacking a slot machine.

By ‘assault,’ I don’t imply that he went after it with a tool or a method for taking down money. I imply that this man actually attacked the one-armed bandit along with his physique.

On this case of man vs machine, machine gained… and it’s true on a number of ranges.

For starters, the man says he hit a $600,000 jackpot, however claims the sport malfunctioned and shut down. When it rebooted, the slot machine jackpot was supposedly gone.

That’s when the on line casino delivered the inevitable information. The person was advised he’s “not getting paid.” That’s a method by which the machine gained.

As you may anticipate, the tilted gambler was annoyed as hell. So, he lunged on the machine, body-first.

As soon as once more, the machine gained, and Smith landed within the ER and awoke strapped to a hospital mattress. In keeping with the native News 9, Smith acknowledged, “Throwing my physique into the machine … I precipitated a variety of muscle and tissue harm to my kidneys and stuff.”

So as to add insult to literal harm, he faces additionally “an open legal investigation,” as per the corporate spokesperson, and is banned from the Grand On line casino for all times.

My expertise there – which generated that soft-spot for the place – transpired once I was reporting a narrative for the New York Occasions journal and wound up on the Grand, alongside the sport killer James Grosjean, a fellow writer and playing professional.

When Grosjean assaults a sport, he’s making use of a method designed to beat the factor into submission, financially however not bodily.

On the Grand, his quarry was playing cards craps, which quantities to enjoying craps with a dozen playing cards. Half red-backed and half blue-backed, they simulate cube. The playing cards get blended in a shuffling machine and, Grosjean is aware of how the machine works. By seeing three playing cards that obtained inserted, he was in a position to guess, with first rate accuracy, which playing cards can be excluded from the spherical.

Ever cagey, Grosjean discreetly ran the play, betting small and signaling right strikes to a compadre who made max bets and ended up crushing the Grand.

Following Grosjean’s directions, the large participant racked up stacks of chips in a fashion that hapless George Smith might have solely hoped for.

A feminine working the sport appeared to have a crush on Grosjean, however a colleague of hers was so suspicious of the enterprise that he seemed up on the ceiling, possibly hoping to catch the attention of a surveillance employee, and mouthed the phrases, “Card counter.”

After a giant participant (BP in benefit participant lingo) often known as Bullet gained sufficient for the warmth from on line casino personnel to accentuate, Grosjean moved his act to a different playing spot with the identical sport. He and his crew made sufficient cash there (and performed so persistently) that one in all them purchased a home close to the joint, purely for the sake of comfort.

Meantime, as reported final week, Smith bemoaned the truth that after seeing the jackpot, he exclaimed, “We gonna be straight.”

Sadly, he isn’t. Bent up, doubled over in ache.

As a man who was ultimately introduced into BP for Grosjean, and had a transfer named after him known as a ‘Kappy,’ I can guarantee you that enjoying with James Grosjean is a far surer factor than attacking slot machines.

And, much less more likely to depart one strapped to a hospital mattress.

Michael Kaplan is a journalist based mostly in New York Metropolis. He’s the writer of 5 books (“The Benefit Gamers” out quickly) and has labored for publications that embody Wired, GQ and the New York Submit. He has written extensively on know-how, playing, and enterprise — with a specific curiosity in spots the place all three intersect. His article on Kelly “Baccarat Machine” Solar and Phil Ivey is presently in growth as a function movie.